Bri'ish Museum Simulator

Have you ever wanted to work for the world's leading collection of appropriated art and culture? Ever wanted to know how it is to restore some of the world's most precious artworks with saint-like patience and dedication, and what it's like to work your rectum off to escape indentured servitude?

With Bri'ish Museum Simulator, you finally can while never leaving the comfort zone of your personal computing space!

Enlist in the service of your hyper-suave employer Hans Archibald van Dubenschmitz, disentangle the shenanigans of a whimsical eurasian magpie demigod and find their ridiculously precious golden eggs among the scrambarbled paintings of the world-renowned Bri'ish Museum™, and embark on your unforgettable journey to becoming the best art restorator that ever was. 

Now available for [zero dollars] on itch dot eye oh.

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